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find the pr0n
Here's a real challenge for you - somewhere on this otherwise normal looking Finance website is a load of pr0n hidden. It took me about 2 minutes.

How to fail a Chemistry Exam
Tim isn't a chemist - I can tell that from his exam - he could be a comedian though, judging by his efforts which were criminally unappreciated by his tutor.

The man who smokes through his eyes!
Whoa! Have you ever seen a man smoke through his eyes before? Watch this short video and you can.

Did David Hasselhoff really help end the Cold War?
David Hasslehoff has made the front page of the BBC news today with a story about his unhappiness at not being recognised as a major player in reuniting East & West Germany thus ending the Cold War. What a genius!

Pepsi Superbowl Parody
If you saw my rant about the Pepsi/Apple/RIAA/GreenDay advert a few days ago then you might like to see this superb parody of the advert which sums up my feelings much better than I could express in a couple of sentences. Oh, & they use Twisted Sister as the soundtrack which is way cool!

Tee Hee!! XD
I know it may be purile but I can't help finding it funny when nature creates things in the shape of something rude - like this entertainingly formed tree!

PSA - How to stop a dog humping your leg
This is a Public Service Announcement;
Cut out and keep this handy guide on How To Stop A Dog Humping Your Leg.
Thank you for your attention.

Vacuum Cups and Suction Cups for Eggs and Other Round Objects
I'm racking my brains as to why you need 'Vacuum Cups and Suction Cups for Eggs and Other Round Objects' but I can't think of any uses. I might buy some anyway and see if I learn to appreciate the ability to pick up eggs.
(thanks George)

Aimee Mullins
I'm blogging this just to a) remind people who already know about her or b) bring her to the attention of people who don't already know about her. This is Aimee Mullins, an exceptional athelete (sprinter), a catwalk model, and a double below-the-knee amputee. It's simply an amazing story. And check out these brilliant prosthetic legs! Boing!

Incredibly Strange Albums
I spend ages trawling through charity shops (or thrift stores as they're known in the States) in my search for weird stuff. Bearing that in mind, it wasn't much of a surprise to discover that I actually own 2 of the albums featured in this collection of Incredibly Strange Album Covers.

Naked guy with Angel Wings
I don't know why a slightly overweight naked guy with angel's wing on is funny. But it is.

Snow shagging
I was googlying the word 'cuffs' and found this... go figure! (NSFW)

Universal Conjugator
You know how everyone looks up rude words in the dictionary? Well try conjugating rude verbs... very enjoyable! It has also taught me very valuable lessons on grammer: I bastard, you bastard, he/she/it bastards... did I bastard? if you can't figure the navigation (it is a little technical!) try this one, this one and this one. Needless to say, these are NSFW!

Lomoizing
We've posted about the wonderfully random Russian Lomo cameras before, but courtesy of our friends at Funjunkie, here's a set of Photoshop Actions that mimic the weird effects of the cameras - it's snappily entitled Lomoising.

One of these images is not like the others...
Another in our recurring feature entitled 'One of these images is not like the others'. Todays is the Google Image search forUgly animal. (as usual, the odd one out is NSFW).

Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken:
Before starting a rock band, you should know that the following names are taken.
Personal Favourites include, 'Fromage d'Amour', 'Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries' and 'The Well Hungarians'.

3d Techo-Smut
I'm sorry, it's early morning here and I couldn't think of a better title for this site. It is basically a page of hi-tech 3d techno-smut. Needless to say it's NSFW but there some great, high-quality games and web-toys on here even if it is just an excuse to look at nekkid women.

Surfing while lashed....
....or when you've lost your glasses, tends to look a bit like: this
Nifty Photoswap-plugin-esque browser type thing*.

*It's a technical term, honest, look it up

Exploding Wales
I decided to do a google search just then to see if there was an occurance of "exploding wales" and, lo, I found this. I wasn't going to post it until I realised it contains some of the most imaginative character names since 'Zaphod Beeblebrox". (*note to self* read more of this site)

More exploding whales
"Gee! We've got a huge rotting whale carcass on the beach... what are we going to do with it? Blow it up! Are you sure that's such a good idea? Of course... what can go wrong?"... well... pretty much everything it would seem! Check out this fantastic footage. Pay particular attention to the delayed 'splatter' sounds as whale debris begins to come back to earth... priceless! (Thanks to Hoo Flung Dung for bringing this (11 Meg) video to my attention)

The Ultimate Punk Rock Cover Song Project
Yes! I've been collecting punk cover versions of songs for years (from Snuff to Me First and the Gimme Gimmes). Now I get more inspiration from the Punk Rock Cover Song Project.

Apple - Pepsi - Green Day - RIAA - All Blow Goats
Last night's Superbowl (yes, some of us UK people like watching incomprehensible sports too) featured an astounding piece of companies shooting themselves in their collective feet. Apple, Pepsi, Green Day and the RIAss of America bullied some small children into appearing on tv with the humiliation of branding them theives. For a more eloquent take on this story, read this article then go destroy your Green Day albums (or at least wipe them from you hard drive ;o) )

Siamese soft p0&|\|
Some guy, somewhere, has spent far too much of his time indulging in this Peculiar obsession. Take a soft p0&|\| picture, duplicate it, paste them together and "bingo"! Instant conjoined fun! Definately NSFW!!! (and probably not safe for human consumption of any kind)

Polaroid Art
No - it's not what it sounds! Take a polaroid of a sleb and mess up the emulsion before it dries! It's like pre-pooter photoshopping