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Behind the Scenes at South Park
Looks like the animators of South Park can actually draw after all. Here are some examples of what they do in their spare time.

ASYLUM
Anyone was was alive in Leeds in the early 90's will remember the best club ever - ASYLUM. If I sound slightly biased, then yes, I am - it's where I found my wife & a whole shed-load of long lasting mates (many of you wil be reading this blog so hi to you all) as well as being the pinnacle of my music performing career (although I didn't even make it on stage!)
Anyway, the initiator of the whole thing, Carl, has finally decided to give Asylum it's own little place on the web. Not a huge amount up there yet but give him enough time to scan in the ultra cool flyers & give me a few months to get some of the old video digitized and then you can all laugh at us on stage! If anyone out there has any stuff relating to Aslyum then please mail it to me at the usual address & if you run your own sites then please link to the Asylum page.

Terminator 3 trailer
Hollywood is now officially out of new ideas. Next July brings Terminator 3 and here's the trailer for it. I expect big things from this movie although Arnie does look a bit too old now.

Back from my snozz-job
*sarcasm mode on*
Thanks for all your well-wishes for my operation - really appreciated
*/sarcasm mode off*
If any cares (and it looks like you don't!), the operation was a complete success (so far) & I escaped without a pair of black eyes although it does still look like I've been in a decent fight. I feel like sh1te but hopefully I'll be back to full strength by Xmas day and with any luck I might be able to breathe through my nose again - you never know, I might even get my sense of smell back after 8 years!
Anyway, none of you care about that so on with the blogging...

Der erotikkalender
Which translates as the erotic calendar - a cheeky german advent calendar. NSFW but quite funny all the same. Oh those wacky Germans!

XMas Flash games
Time for another couple of posts...
Here's a couple of little flash games - first one has you playing a little pixel person who has to collect presents whilst avoiding blocks of concrete hidden in the snow. The second one has even more irritating music and consists of you collecting presents (hey - I didn't say they were original ideas!) whilst trying not to fall off ledges.

Javascripts
Ok, there may be one or two more posts before I go into hospital!
I bet you're all glad that I didn't put any of these scripts on this site! They're all very clever but in practise, very annoying!

No posts for the next 3 days!!!
I'm really sorry about this guys & gals but there ain't gonna be anything new on here until Thursday at the earliest as I'll be in hospital for minor operation (nothing cool - just a septoplasty as a result of being smacked in the face about 8 years ago!). Hopefully I'll be out on Thursday so expect more content by Friday. In the meantime you'll have to amuse yourselves in your lunchbreaks, trawl through my archives or click on some of the buttons on the right of the screen if you get really bored and if you do find anything cool on your travels then please mail it to me at whatever @ pri.me.uk & I'll look at it when I'm recuperating at home (c'mon - I need some sympathy!)

Rider on a Harp?
Here's a video of some laydee (I guess she's Joanna Jordan) playing Riders on the Storm by the Doors on a harp. - Quirky.

The Brains Trust
The Brains Trust is an excellent UK based parody/satire site. Recently they did a review of the new Lord of the Rings film - the review is funny but the comments afterwars are even better - almost on par with that petition to change the name of the film as a mark of respect to the Twin Towers tragedy.

Merry Jeebus
This is the only Christmas card that I need this year. It really shows the true meaning of Xmas and has cute little christmas lights.

X2 Movie Trailer
I know it's not released until May next year but here's the trailer for the sequel to the X-Men movie.

RIAA cock up again
The Recording Industry ASS of America have done it again. This time they seem to have got Secret service agents to help them on a raid and then woefully exaggerated the success of the raid by claiming that they recovered 421 CD-R burners. Oh, no hang on - that's the equivalent of 421 burners. There were actually only 156 burners but some of them were very fast so they count as more than one. Is it just me or does that seem like a really good idea? Maybe my boss will agree and pay me double for all my good work or maybe the police will count each arrest as two arrests if the bad guy was really, really naughty?